Greetings Humans!

Sep 22

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

Sep 22
lamiroirr:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Congrats!

lamiroirr:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Congrats!

Sep 22
Sep 22

Imagine your otps

annaiese:

Imagine them curled up in bed at night, talking about nothing. Content to be in each other’s company.

Imagine them going out to dinner, or the movies, and poking fun at the others choice.

Imagine them doing normal couple things, like cooking dinner together or going furniture shopping.

Imagine them slow dancing in their home to soft music. Imagine slow dancing turning into slow kissing.

Sep 22
starrien:

color swap;; this looks so weird omg

starrien:

color swap;; this looks so weird omg

Sep 22

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Sep 22

windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

Sep 22
hongkology:

I MADE SOME SPACE

hongkology:

I MADE SOME SPACE

Sep 22

lostbian:

motivation night vale style

Sep 22

manathief:

whatever you do, don’t imagine your favorite character in an oversized sweater. it’s too late for me. tell my family I love th

Sep 22
Sep 22

A Parent’s Worst Fear.

mandopony:

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

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Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

This would be my worst fear

Sep 22

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

Sep 22
Sep 22
hippocratessocrates:

god help me i laughed really hard at this

hippocratessocrates:

god help me i laughed really hard at this